An Important GenderTrender Announcement

October 24, 2014

 

Everything has a season. A beginning and an end. To every page, turn, turn, turn.

The road taken, and the road passed by. The alpha and the omega. The yin and the yang. The sun rises, the sun sets. The humility and the hyperbole. The.. oh you get the picture.

In One week, unless you act now, you will miss the chance to own the most awesome fucking t-shirt ever made!

Announcing… the Incredible! Historical! Collectible! Washable! Limited edition! Never before offered! GenderTrender T-shirt:

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Never again struggle, searching for that one garment that is appropriate for all occasions! Good in all weather! Matches your shoes! Compliments all accessories! Expresses all the complexity of your gender identities! Fits most otherkins! Vegan! Kosher!

It’s gone, gone, GONE in one week, so snag it now or cry later. But don’t cry to me. Because you had your chance.

Order by clicking here:

 http://teespring.com/GenderTrender

gallus mag t-shirt

 

103 Responses to “An Important GenderTrender Announcement”

  1. Jen Says:

    Hahahaha I want one.

  2. K Says:

    Gallus, as a slow reader, the first paragraph of this was terrifying. Pls tag ur triggers!!!! *logs back into jezebel to complain about real women making trannies jealous*

  3. Angelica Says:

    Why would anyone want a picture of a twat with an earring attached?

    • Miep Says:

      You use keychains as earrings? who knew?

    • GallusMag Says:

      Er, no reason laydee mahm sir.


    • Bwahahahaha.

      You can’t tell the difference between an ear or a vagina?

      Don’t you have a son “Angelica”? Your poor wife!

      • Miep Says:

        You can just feel the womanly love and solidarity here.

      • Teal Deer Says:

        Surprise, surprise. The tranny can’t tell a vulva from an ear. Probably thinks pee comes out the clitoris, too.

      • born free & female Says:

        He’s probably running around telling everyone he’s intersex because he was born with a penis and TWO vaginas!

      • druidwinter Says:

        My dad has done stupid shit, but fuck dude,

        That is expressing some deep hate for women in particular by showing a severed female sexual organ,
        That says alot about his attitude toward actual women.

        I wonder if his son is able to bring home any friends.

        Is that suppose to make us think of FGM? Or does he have a shoebox full of them like Ed Gein?

      • Jen Says:

        No woman talks to another woman that way. Period.

      • I'm No Cissie Says:

        Ew, he took a picture of his franken-vag and photoshopped it on to a shirt.

        Also,

        “He’s probably running around telling everyone he’s intersex because he was born with a penis and TWO vaginas!

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • neme Says:

        That is not a woman’s vulva. Angry man can’t tell his second asshole from his earlobe.

    • bethanyalexandertate Says:

      HAHAHAHA! You are so hurt by this.

      Poor poor dude sitting in his lonely house watching porn, and obsessing over women.

      You are so pathetic.

      Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Or are your sick perversions finally catching up with you?

      You see an ear and think vagina? Christ…when was the last time you actually saw one?

      Your children must be so disappointed in you. I can imagine the conversations. Son too embarrassed…probably tells his friends his dad is dead.

      “Cunt”? Jealous you’re stuck with your disgusting lady peen?
      Do you just look at it and weep to yourself?

      You sound jealous bro. U mad?

    • bethanyalexandertate Says:

      Also, you call women “haggard old cunts”?

      Spoke that way of your mum did you?

      No wonder your siblings removed you from the will. Three siblings had you removed from your “rightful” inheritance?

      What the fuck did you do to your mother?

      All three of your siblings out to get you? More like they recognised you for the sick demented dick that you are.

      From your own words:

      ——

      “Communications with lawyers are usually considered “legally privileged”. One might also assume that my siblings privacy should be respected, however they have shown no respect what-so-ever for my privacy, or my legal communications. They abused their privilege to conceal fraud.

      —–

      What were you talking to your lawyer about that was so secret and privileged? The fact that they could use it as leverage against you is so telling.

      Your privacy and legal communications?

      More like your siblings woke up to the disgusting piece of shit you are.

      • Jen Says:

        Dear misogynist: If everyone else wants nothing to do with you, it’s probably you, not them. I just don’t understand how, if these freaks have “been women all their lives,” they don’t understand the female perspective AT ALL. I mean, I know it’s because they are mentally ill fetishist pedophiles, but the fact that they use the “woman all my life” line and get away with it is preposterous. I think our movement will get BIG.

    • hegelsghost Says:

      That makes me want to buy it even more, now.

    • Dogtowner Says:

      Proud to be a Haggard Old Cunt!

      Angelica = a maggot-brained, pox-ridden, scum-sucking slime mold.

      Endless apologies to maggots, pox, and slime molds. Angelica has a long evolutionary road to travel before becoming a slime mold.


    • Well, one possible reason:

      You could use a twat photo as a reminder of what you are saving up for.

    • shediogenes Says:

      Aaawww, somebody got confused. He went in for his neovag surgery and came out with a double lobotomy, aannd… it was no big loss

      • Dogtowner Says:

        But of course. His brain was between his legs, wasn’t it?

        (I’ve always found this being said of women most bizarre. Far more men seem to have their brain there than women.)

      • shediogenes Says:

        @Dogtowner It’s the old joke, a woman’s brain cell pays a visit to a man’s head and finds the skull empty. She calls out, ‘hello? anybody here?’ looking for the man’s brain cells, and very faintly she hears ‘we’re down here!’

  4. GallusMag Says:

    Order now or never folks! Have I mentioned that?

  5. GallusMag Says:

    Holy shit we already met our goal. We are going to print! Damn that was fast. Now it rolls over in increments of twenty. Order now folks! “Winter is coming”😉

  6. GallusMag Says:

    Less than two hours WOW! Keep ’em coming!

  7. naefearty Says:

    Ordered. I’m wearing it on the RTN march if it arrives in time. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. Smits Says:

    At last! I can finally express my transgallus identity!!

  9. Miep Says:

    Mmm just sent somebody on another continent enough cash to buy a shirt…hah she’s happy!


  10. Take my money! Ordered one. Thanks for all you do, and especially for the turn,turn,turn bonus song!

  11. luckynkl Says:

    I’ll order one when I’m in the mood to be surrounded by a mob of angry MRAs in skirts. :p

      • luckynkl Says:

        Why would I want anyone to think I’m you? I have enough trouble being me. Can you not see through your over-inflated ego long enough to see that this t-shirt would pose a danger to women? I like your blog and all, but if you’re looking for groupies to worship you, I’m not cut from that cloth.

        I wish you the best in your endeavors and hope you stay safe.

        — Luck

      • river Says:

        That was meant to be humorous I think.

      • GallusMag Says:

        I’m in danger. Mobs of deranged men- er, “transwomen” would like to beat me and my oversized ego to death. Thanks for stopping by to point that out to us. What an astute observation.
        Now.
        Never, ever comment on this blog or attempt to speak to me again, ever, in any context. Goodbye.

    • gxm17 Says:

      I think the message of women in solidarity has gone right over your head… which is the entire point of the shirt.

      My order has been placed. Standing with Gallus Mag!

  12. hegelsghost Says:

    OH MY GOD I THOUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAD HAPPENED and then I lol’d.❤

  13. michelle Says:

    got mine ordered…

  14. hearthrising Says:

    Nothing says “I live in ‘an amazing luxurious home'” like a black tee. I ordered mine a few sizes large to make a fashion statement.


  15. Love it, can’t wait to get mine.
    Can someone tell me about the ear keychain?

    I also thought there was going to be a bummer about the blog when I read the first line on radfemcentral. Great hook, I clicked right away!

  16. Kitty Barber Says:

    I can’t wait to wear mine at the next ‘dyke march.’


  17. Gallus, would love to buy, but can you make it available on the Fruit of the Loom that TeeSpring also has? It goes up to size 5X.

    • GallusMag Says:

      wow, I had no idea the shirts came in limited sizes. That sucks. I’ll see if I can fix it but I don’t think it lets you change anything once you start it.😦


  18. I hope a size M fits me. I can’t wait to wear it!

  19. Bev Jo Says:

    Mr. Perduta is yet another man who is terrified of the word “vulva” and doesn’t know the difference between “vagina” and “vulva,” but of course that’s because men are only interested in vaginas.

    Since vulvas scare these men so much, old, experienced vulvas who have enjoyed decades of wild Lesbian passion must terrify them almost to death, hence the hating. No matter how much they want a “vagina,” they will never get one. No matter how much they want access to a willing Lesbian vulva, they will never get that either.

    Wow, that was revealing about Lucky. Definitely serious. so aggressive with women, and so fearful of men it seems. I don’t think it’s Gallus Mag’s ego we need to worry about. I’m relieved we won’t see her continue to flip back and forth any longer.

    It’ll be interesting to see how many might recognize what the t-shirt means….

    Great idea, Gallus Mag!

  20. Miep Says:

    I know you banned Lucky but I just gotta say: News Flash! Activism is dangerous! If you can’t take it, fine, but at least don’t piss in our cornflakes.


  21. Do they ship to australia??? i just got money and omg i want lol

  22. Dogtowner Says:

    Just curious. Is anyone really worried about being surrounded by MRAs in skirts? If they exist where I live, they’d be practically the only people in skirts, which would make them readily identifiable I guess.


    • I admit, I do have a little bit of fear about M2T (aka MRA in a skirt) getting in my face over the shirt. I am getting it to wear specifically to women only and feminist events/groups. In this town, I am sure to run into a hater or two.

      But this will not stop me from wearing it.

      I am especially excited to have this shirt; I already have shirts that I made that say “FAB-ulous, little (female symbol) warrior in training.” for my 2.5yr old, and “WBW, strong and proud”, for both of us. We wear them to self defense classes.

      (reminds me- I saw a girl, about 9yrs old, wearing one of those trans pride shirts with the female symbol, with the male and trans also grafted on!)

  23. boringradfem Says:

    Can I get it shipped to an address outside of the United States?

  24. a cat Says:

    LOL, keep it on til Friday (payday) and I’ll get one. You are truly gallus, and I mean that as a compliment.

  25. born free & female Says:

    Gallus, have you seen this asshole? Some bearded guy named Jacob bragging about going to work with his hairy legs sticking out from his pencil skirt – on a feminist site, no less?

    http://everydayfeminism.com/2014/10/genderqueer-professional-unafraid/?1

  26. K Says:

    Tried to buy a shirt, but the site kept saying my card number was wrong. :’c Now how will trannies know to boo me as I go about my evil TERF ways (i.e. daily life not revolving around them)? HOW, I ASK YOU!?

    • Miep Says:

      K, Have you considered a tattoo? I hear they take cash.

      I would offer to assist but I already ordered one for me and a gift for another woman. So I’m maxed out on collectibles for now😦

  27. GallusMag Says:

    Last Call! Buy now or forever hold your peace. 🙂

    (As stated before, this is not a fundraiser or anything. I don’t care if you buy them or not! I thought it would be fun to offer them as a unique collectible for fans of the blog. To those who bought one: Enjoy!)

  28. michelle Says:

    Got mine in the mail yesterday…

    #IamGallusMag

  29. Bob Doublin Says:

    I received mine in the mail yesterday. It’s simply mahvelous.

  30. Miep Says:

    Got mah shirt myself. Got mah shirt, wimmin!

  31. Lizzy Shaw Says:

    I got my shirt too! I think I should have ordered a smaller size, but that’s okay. It is still very cool.


  32. Got my shirt too! I wore it to the store….

  33. hearthrising Says:

    Received my shirt and it seems true to size. It shrunk slightly in the dryer, but not much, and I ordered it large anyway.

  34. Miep Says:

    My cat Charlotte has decided that my Gallus Mag t-shirt is the best thing in the world to sleep on. She is very smart and also evil so this is high praise.


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