Could you be a Transwoman? Take the following test.

January 6, 2018

Maybe you are a transwoman and don’t know it. Could you be a transwoman? Take the following test. Assign yourself one point for every correct answer. Answer honestly!

  1. Do you enjoy pornography?
  2. Do you work as an IT professional?
  3. Do you have a profile on FetLife?
  4. Is prostitution a rewarding career option?
  5. Do women really “have it all”?
  6. Are flaming homos and butch dykes kind of gross?
  7. Is “privilege” an opt-into opt-out option?
  8. Are feminists whiney bitches?
  9. Do you celebrate the cultural subordination rituals (“femininity”) that are forced onto females?
  10. Do you understand Feminism in a way women never could?
  11. Do lesbians offend you by excluding males?
  12. Does the thought of being mistaken for a gay man anger you?
  13. Are women monsters (or uppity bitches) for having women-only events?
  14. Do women have no right to speak on the topic of gender?
  15. Do you wish women would be silent in general, and exist only to serve you?
  16. Did you steal your sister or mother’s underwear and masturbate while wearing it?
  17. Were you always seen as that scary asocial misfit loser guy?
  18. Does it anger you when women hold you at a distance socially?
  19. Have you always known you were very angry for some reason and it was women’s fault somehow?
  20. Can you “do woman” better than most women, who take things for granted?
  21. Do you have a successful STEM career?
  22. Do you spend a lot of time online?
  23. Are you a computer gamer? On World of Warcraft? Second Life? League of Legends? Pokemon?
  24. Long time Dungeons and Dragons shaman of undecided loyalty? Or whatever the fuck?
  25. Does it make you angry when women and children fear you?
  26. Do you want to be pretty?
  27. Do you have a tumblr page that exhibits your hobby of having a staple gun applied to yourself because BDSM?
  28. Does it “make you” want to kill yourself when women don’t do what you want them to? Or think what you want them to think?
  29. Is a penis a big ‘ole sperm ejaculating clitoris?
  30. Is the experience of pregnancy akin to waiting for pizza delivery?
  31. Does “brain sex” make the women-brained enjoy wearing stilletos?
  32. Does “brain sex” make women smile more?
  33. Do you get an erection when a store clerk accidentally calls you “Madam”?
  34. Are you “gender critical” enough for libfem handmaid approval but decry actual Lesbian Feminists as “extremists”.
  35. Do you call yourself a male radical feminist and teach women’s studies?
  36. Did you used to post on PUA boards?
  37. Do you, or have you ever, partaken of an anime avatar?
  38. Have you been in the military?
  39. Have you attended a male-only educational facility?
  40. Have you been in prison?
  41. Do you own more than three firearms?
  42. Do you feel you are destined for “greatness” if you could only break “out of your shell”?
  43. Are you ready to run for an elected office?
  44. Have you considered the windfall of a gender identity related disability claim?
  45. Got what it takes to run your own, solo, self-established activist org?
  46. Dreaming of making that Lee Press-On Lesbian Porn Lifestyle a reality?
  47. Tired of no one noticing what a Special Person you are?
  48. Looking for a “do-over”?
  49. Do you have a phoenix or butterfly tattoo?
  50. Pleasure yourself by wearing “ladies panties” under your uniform at work?
  51. Are you an identical twin?
  52. Has anyone ever used the phrase “on the spectrum” to describe you?

 

84 Responses to “Could you be a Transwoman? Take the following test.”


  1. How curious…I took the test, and found that I’m not a transwoman. But if transwomen are women, and I’m a woman, that means I’m also a transwoman….it’s a conundrum for sure…maybe I’m a nonbinary?

    Great list, Gallus Mag. I think you’ve covered everything.

  2. Medi Says:

    Too the test, guess I’m just a plain old dyke LOL

  3. Riffraff Says:

    I suggest double points for #16 if you awkward up the next slam with your autopedophile poetry.

    • GallusMag Says:

      I will have to run that modifier by the gender scientists. Autogynephile poetry slam should have been included.

      • Oak and Ash Says:

        “Sweet, petite green-eyed girl?” You’ve got to be kidding me! Do any real women ever think that way about themselves? And this guy obsessed/impressed with his own penis believes he’s more real than other women precisely BECAUSE his femaleness isn’t based on his body. Yeah, that makes sense–about as much as writing checks for funds you don’t have because your belief that you’re rich makes you richer than those who actually have money.

        Also, narcissistic self-admiration isn’t the same as a talent for poetry. Lots of these guys seem to get that wrong. Your “destined for greatness” item covers that perfectly!

  4. Medi Says:

    OMG what an entitled penis obsessed bore of a man… definitely should be added at 101 on the list. This is the same man who wrote a whiny piece about how lesbians won’t date him, but hetero men are fine with his penis…. men like this need to just leave lesbians alone, go hook up with straight men… Oh and the poetry stinks.

    • brandi1986 Says:

      That man must be delusional. What heterosexual man is going to be fine with dating another man? Just ridiculous. Those men are either homosexual or bisexual, but they sure as hell aren’t heterosexual.

  5. hearthrising Says:

    This had me chuckling all the way through. I especially liked “Are you ready to run for political office?” And yes, there should be a point for rotten poetry slam performance.

  6. Joe Clark Says:

    Are you Star Wars or Star Trek?
    Did a brave transwoman of colour – just like you! – throw the first brick at Stonewall?
    Do you read stories to small children at public-library functions dressed as the strong, inspiring woman you are?
    Have you ever lectured young girls on female reproductive anatomy? (Did you use a chart or diagram as a visual aid?)
    Where do you buy your tampons?

  7. Oak and Ash Says:

    This test is perfect! I haven’t stopped laughing–particularly at #30–although the possibility that #27 may refer to a specific person is somewhat alarming.

    About a week ago, Glosswitch wrote an excellent quiz for determining whether your brain is male or female:
    https://victoriads.blog/2017/12/30/quiz-do-you-have-a-male-or-female-brain/

  8. Donnalee Says:

    Can you really arrange to get pizza delivered instead of babies? Does that require surgical transition or just ordering it from a different place…?

  9. rheapdx1 Says:

    I was laughing about this one as well, but then remembered, there are way way way too many folks I know of, who can answer each one of those with a ‘yes’. And that is reason enough for others to keep distance, as well as to be wary otherwise.

    Makes the case for this to be the REAL MMPI to be used, by mental health professionals for the screening of those who are monsters in the making, as opposed to those who are t, but harmless [which may be as rare as an airline flying the first two versions of the 737].

  10. Colin Day Says:

    Every correct answer? Shouldn’t all of our answers be correct? Also, I saw 52 questions, of which I answered “yes” to 9. Is that too high?

  11. Henry Wimbush Says:

    Your first four boxes are ticked by this inside joke from @argumentshop in thread started by @transscribe:

    First question on meeting a trans women couple: “Which of you is the camgirl, and which is the programmer?” #translol


  12. This is interesting……..

    http://start.att.net/news/read/category/news/article/the_associated_press-transgender_inmate_seeks_rare_transfer_to_female_p-ap

    From the link:
    “He also challenged the department’s contention that Hampton is a greater risk to women because she hasn’t had sex reassignment surgery, saying such a view “conflicts with all reliable medical literature.” He added Hampton’s low testosterone levels due to previous hormone treatments meant she was “functionally chemically castrated.””

    Yeah. Right.

    • Mary M Says:

      I read that story too. It’s just a story of a deadbeat Dad who abandoned his kids, and then years later became a TIM. Now he’s won the lottery and for some reason seems to enjoy gloating to the press about how he isn’t going to share it with them.
      It isn’t really about his sex change at all; he didn’t actually pretend that it was, although Pink News tried to imply that he was a victim of transphobia who has at last come out ahead of his bullies. Those bullies such as the seven year old child he left behind.
      I had a Dad like that too, who left us behind and emigrated to the other side of the world when we were young children. No transgenderism for him, but he was also narcissistic. That was what his psychologist told us after he died, but we had worked it out for ourselves already. He died alone and desperately miserable – I am sad for him about that – it hurts me to say it – and this guy likely will as well.

  13. hearthrising Says:

    This may or may not be relevant: Pfizer ending research for Parkinsons and Alzheimers and directing their research funding elsewhere to “a new venture fund to invest in neuroscience research projects.” Wonder if that means redistributing resources into validating brain sex. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pfizer-alzheimers/pfizer-ends-research-for-new-alzheimers-parkinsons-drugs-idUSKBN1EW0TN

    • kesher Says:

      Not enough money in treating the elderly presumably, unless it’s to keep them alive against all hope and with great suffering for the patient. Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s patients don’t stay alive long enough for maximum profit.

  14. juno jones Says:

    I did have to conditionally check the ‘ladie’s panties’ question, but I’m not sure their creeping up my sweaty asscrack is pleasurable. Maybe if I had a prostate…

  15. Dextersarmy Says:

    You missed the BIGGEST one- “do you frequently send graphic deaths threats, and obsessively post about harming or killing women that disagree w you”

    Otherwise this is perfect.

  16. fxkatt Says:

    The chief editor of the Burlington Free Press was fired after tweeting his criticisms of the proposed third gender option on Vermont driver licenses: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/09/vermont-newspaper-editor-fired-after-controversial-tweets-about-gender/?utm_term=.c0f18bdd047b

    • Riffraff Says:

      These alternate “identities” on government IDs ARE a pomo nightmare. Why do they think sex (and height and weight and eye color) are included? The fact people can’t see how muddying key identifiers on licenses can on be abused or even harm the person playing at it (are you going to put out a missing persons report with a nonbinary designation, are personal pronouns etched into a skeleton*, etc.) amazes me everyday.

      *VT is a state that still has a lot of deep woods and mountains and a huge lake on one side so good luck, kids. If you wash up somewhere, I’m sure the coyotes will think you look cis.

  17. Oak and Ash Says:

    I’d like to suggest a new item for your test: “Do you believe that women’s refusal to have sex with you is reverse rape?”

  18. GallusMag Says:

    53. Do you ever…. um….I’ll just leave this here…

      • Riffraff Says:

        Did he link to a Kenneth Zucker book LMFAO

        I’m really thinking these goofs never read a single one of their sources.


      • Zinnia currently loves bragging about their “I am Jazz” appearance, and I am all about helping get their porn rep out there.

        In fact, I assume Zinnia Jones was asked on the show in the first place to talk about their career as a successful pornographer with the Satana Kennedy/anal-fixation porn site. According to Zinnia it is mad-popular and gets thousands and thousands more hits than their “sensible” (not really) youtubes. So is this why Zinnia is on the show? Is this the career Jazz’s parents have planned for them? Why else are they talking to a grotesque ass-porn fetishist like Zinnia?

        And I have always wondered about Zinnia’s satanist tattoo, which is always so prominent in the omnipresent porn, but I notice doesn’t get shown on the “I am Jazz” show… any reason for that? Do they know about your whole “tentacles are my friendicles” campaign–your tentacle fetish and the “horse dildo” porn?

        Well, they do now.

        If you want the dirty filthy details, check out the 107-page thread (as of this morning!) about Zinnia Jones at a place called kiwifarms.. and yeah you’ve been warned, it is deliberately offensive in every way, NSFW… but they do *out* these delusional people (in a forum called “rat kings”) and provide a helpful repository documenting the damage they do online and IRL. Not surprisingly, Zinnia is also charged with driving a cis female sex worker to suicide.

        This is the kind of friend teenage Jazz Jennings has.

        This simple fact needs to be spread far and wide.

    • Riffraff Says:

      He was always a stereotypical doughy nerd boy, even in drag, but lord he isn’t even trying anymore.

    • Mary M Says:

      Thank you for posting this.

      • rheapdx1 Says:

        Seconding what Mary said. I played this and all I could think was that sometime in the next few years, one will see the mental health, as well as the offices of doctors otherwise, filled with those who want to reverse the damage, physical and mental to their well beings, thanks to the brigade. There is a difference between living as one chooses and impressionable others being bullied into something they really did not want, but wanted to not feel ‘left out’. With reason and logic being left behind at the train station, like old newspapers.

    • GallusMag Says:

      Thank you for sharing! I’m glad you had a bit of fun with it. 🙂

      • Agent 007 Says:

        Way to ignore my deconstruction of your bullshit, Gallus.

        It’s reality-deficient TERFs like you who give feminism a bad name.

      • GallusMag Says:

        Oh? Does feminism have a bad name? We’ll just give you an extra point for that one. 😉

      • Agent 007 Says:

        People are beginning to perceive feminism as a movement geared towards getting rid of all men, driven by jackbooted bra-burning battleaxes, rather than a movement intended to bring women into social parity with men. So yes, feminism does, in fact, have a bad name in some quarters due to fuckwits like you.

        You can dole out as many points as you like, but it won’t change the fact that your ‘quiz’ is not only broken as fuck, it’s full of strawmen, blatant prejudice and wilful ignorance. Stop bashing and misgendering transwomen and step out of the echo chamber.

      • GallusMag Says:

        Thank you for sharing your thoughts. 🙂


      • “People are beginning to perceive feminism as a movement geared towards getting rid of all men, driven by jackbooted bra-burning battleaxes.

        Who calls feminists jackbooted bra-burning battleaxes? The answer is misogynistic men and transwomen (males) because they are one and the same. Women need to understand that transwomen use the same age old tactics and language to silence women that men have used for centuries.

        This is a small sample of how sexist men treat women online.

        https://academic.oup.com/bjc/article/57/6/1462/2623986

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/online-feminists-increasingly-ask-are-the-psychic-costs-too-much-to-bear/2015/02/19/3dc4ca6c-b7dd-11e4-a200-c008a01a6692_story.html

        https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/some-tech-feminists-online-harassment-norm-n412631

        This is how transwomen (males) treat women online.

        https://www.reddit.com/r/terfisaslur/

        https://terfisaslur.com/

        http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/09/21/terf-isnt-slur-hate-speech/


      • Gallus, this is an excellent set of questions, but there is one problem. Transwomen never admit to anything. They lie all the time, and they lie to themselves most of all. Instead of being a set of questions for transwomen, it should be a handy guide to be used by anyone who wants to determine who is and who isn’t a transwoman. The characteristics and behaviors are based on past history. What people do is far more important than what they say. Not all transwomen exhibit these behaviors, but the majority of transwomen do, indeed, exhibit these behaviors. It has been going on for years.

        Agent 007 says yes or no, but then follows up with not unless it’s “transphbobic”, or the woman is a bigot or a shrew. And, maybe women can speak, but leave the transphobia at the door. So, what he says means nothing. His answers aren’t truthful at all.

        Are feminists whiney bitches?

        He says no, but then says some of them are hateful, bigoted shrews. In other words, men get to define feminism.

        Do you understand feminism in a way women never could?

        He says no, but then says he does “intersectionality” better than you. White males with sexual fetishes have colonized and co-opted the word “intersectional”. This word was coined by a black woman to describe how both sexism and racism impact women. Now, it can mean just about anything, including white males with age play, diaper, BDSM, sick rape fetish, whatever sexual fetishes.

        Do women have a right to speak on the topic of gender.

        Agent 007 says yes, but then says, “Just leave the transphobia at the door”. Who gets to decide what is “transphobic”? He does. Again, look at past behavior. Even sixty year old women are harassed for not getting permission from trans activists.

  19. Diana Says:

    Ooh, ooh, my turn!

    Do you enjoy pornography?
    -no
    Do you work as an IT professional?
    -no
    Do you have a profile on FetLife?
    -no
    Is prostitution a rewarding career option?
    -no
    Do women really “have it all”?
    -no
    Are flaming homos and butch dykes kind of gross?
    -no
    Is “privilege” an opt-into opt-out option?
    -no
    Are feminists whiney bitches?
    -no, non-exclusionary feminists have proven to be trans people’s greatest allies
    Do you celebrate the cultural subordination rituals (“femininity”) that are forced onto females?
    -no
    Do you understand Feminism in a way women never could?
    -no
    Do lesbians offend you by excluding males?
    -no
    Does the thought of being mistaken for a gay man anger you?
    -no
    Are women monsters (or uppity bitches) for having women-only events?
    -no, but then, I get invited to those
    Do women have no right to speak on the topic of gender?
    -yes
    Do you wish women would be silent in general, and exist only to serve you?
    -no, though it amuses me you’re going to great efforts to silence a subset of women
    Did you steal your sister or mother’s underwear and masturbate while wearing it?
    -no
    Were you always seen as that scary asocial misfit loser guy?
    -no
    Does it anger you when women hold you at a distance socially?
    -no
    Have you always known you were very angry for some reason and it was women’s fault somehow?
    -no
    Can you “do woman” better than most women, who take things for granted?
    -no
    Do you have a successful STEM career?
    -no
    Do you spend a lot of time online?
    -yes
    Are you a computer gamer? On World of Warcraft? Second Life? League of Legends? Pokemon?
    -yes, no, no, no, no
    Long time Dungeons and Dragons shaman of undecided loyalty? Or whatever the fuck?
    -no
    Does it make you angry when women and children fear you?
    -Ii don’t know, it hasn’t happened since transition
    Do you want to be pretty?
    -yes, like everyone else in the world.
    Do you have a tumblr page that exhibits your hobby of having a staple gun applied to yourself because BDSM?
    -no. Please don’t send me yours.
    Does it “make you” want to kill yourself when women don’t do what you want them to? Or think what you want them to think?
    -no
    Is a penis a big ‘ole sperm ejaculating clitoris?
    -no
    Is the experience of pregnancy akin to waiting for pizza delivery?
    -no, what the hell is wrong with you?
    Does “brain sex” make the women-brained enjoy wearing stilletos?
    -no, obviously
    Does “brain sex” make women smile more?
    -no
    Do you get an erection when a store clerk accidentally calls you “Madam”?
    -no
    Are you “gender critical” enough for libfem handmaid approval but decry actual Lesbian Feminists as “extremists”.
    -no, and no. But I’m a feminist who disagrees with you, if that’s what you’re asking
    Do you call yourself a male radical feminist and teach women’s studies?
    -no, and no
    Did you used to post on PUA boards?
    -no, what are those?
    Do you, or have you ever, partaken of an anime avatar?
    -no
    Have you been in the military?
    -no
    Have you attended a male-only educational facility?
    -no
    Have you been in prison?
    -no
    Do you own more than three firearms?
    -no, but do I get a bonus point for going skeet-shooting once?
    Do you feel you are destined for “greatness” if you could only break “out of your shell”?
    -no
    Are you ready to run for an elected office?
    -no
    Have you considered the windfall of a gender identity related disability claim?
    -not until now
    Got what it takes to run your own, solo, self-established activist org?
    -no
    Dreaming of making that Lee Press-On Lesbian Porn Lifestyle a reality?
    -no, and seriously, long nails – press on or not – are not good for fingering a partner! Don’t do that!
    Tired of no one noticing what a Special Person you are?
    -no, more the other way around, actually
    Looking for a “do-over”?
    -no
    Do you have a phoenix or butterfly tattoo?
    -no
    Pleasure yourself by wearing “ladies panties” under your uniform at work?
    -no, though I wear underwear, it does not bring me sexual pleasure. Though I do recommend others go with good non-chafing synthetic fabrics.
    Are you an identical twin?
    -no
    Has anyone ever used the phrase “on the spectrum” to describe you?
    -no

    There’s no scoring guide, but I’m pretty sure I got a 52/52 transgender woman.


  20. Ok I’ll Bite:

    First the real test for a Transgender Woman:

    1: Were you AMAB?
    2: Do you Identify as a Woman?
    If yes for both you are a Transgender woman.

    Additionally, if you are not sure GOTO a mental health professional.

    This is their test:
    The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) provides for one overarching diagnosis of gender dysphoria with separate specific criteria for children and for adolescents and adults.
    In adolescents and adults gender dysphoria diagnosis involves a difference between one’s experienced/expressed gender and assigned gender, and significant distress or problems functioning. It lasts at least six months and is shown by at least two of the following:
    1. A marked incongruence between one’s experienced/expressed gender and primary and/or secondary sex characteristics
    2. A strong desire to be rid of one’s primary and/or secondary sex characteristics
    3. A strong desire for the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of the other gender
    4. A strong desire to be of the other gender
    5. A strong desire to be treated as the other gender
    6. A strong conviction that one has the typical feelings and reactions of the other gender
    In children, gender dysphoria diagnosis involves at least six of the following and an associated significant distress or impairment in function, lasting at least six months.
    1. A strong desire to be of the other gender or an insistence that one is the other gender
    2. A strong preference for wearing clothes typical of the opposite gender
    3. A strong preference for cross-gender roles in make-believe play or fantasy play
    4. A strong preference for the toys, games or activities stereotypically used or engaged in by the other gender
    5. A strong preference for playmates of the other gender
    6. A strong rejection of toys, games and activities typical of one’s assigned gender
    7. A strong dislike of one’s sexual anatomy
    8. A strong desire for the physical sex characteristics that match one’s experienced gender
    For children, cross-gender behaviors may start between ages 2 and 4, the same age at which most typically developing children begin showing gendered behaviors and interests. Gender atypical behavior is common among young children and may be part of normal development. Children who meet the criteria for gender dysphoria may or may not continue to experience it into adolescence and adulthood. Some research shows that children who had more intense symptoms and distress, who were more persistent, insistent and consistent in their cross-gender statements and behaviors, and who used more declarative statements (“I am a boy (or girl)” rather than “I want to be a boy (or girl)”) were more likely to become transgender adults.

    Now to the Quiz, I’d love the source for it.

    But I’ll bite and answer the questions:
    >Maybe you are a transwoman and don’t know it. Could you be a transwoman? Take the following test. Assign yourself one point for every correct answer. Answer honestly!

    >Do you enjoy pornography?

    No, but sometimes I use it to relieve emotional pressure, I generally watch Transgender women topping men. Other than that, I can’t stand Porn.

    >Do you work as an IT professional?

    Nope, although I did study Computer Sciences in college.

    >Do you have a profile on FetLife?

    No idea what that is, is this a new dating thing for kids? Because I’ve not done the dating thing since 2001, when I hit 30 I was done with hook up culture.

    >Is prostitution a rewarding career option?

    As long as you stay safe, and don’t work on the streets, then I guess so. Sadly, street workers have short miserable lives.

    >Do women really “have it all”?

    “The Grass is greener on the otherside”, No, both genders can be equally miserable. However, society is designed by men for men, so I’d say Men have it all.

    >Are flaming homos and butch dykes kind of gross?

    Never had a problem with either, although, I’d say too much “flame on” and I’ll facepalm, no one should be the sterotype.

    >Is “privilege” an opt-into opt-out option?
    Not really, unless you can pass for white male, then you will automatically get it. However, if you do not have white skin, and you don’t look 100% male you will not have privilege, the top tier privilege.

    >Are feminists whiney(sic) bitches?

    I do whine sometimes, but no. As a feminist I’m pretty mellow most of the time.

    >Do you celebrate the cultural subordination rituals (“femininity”) that are forced onto females?

    If I go out for a special occasion I’ll do nice clothing and makeup, however 99% of the time, relaxed clothing no makeup is my norm.

    >Do you understand Feminism in a way women never could?

    I’m a woman, I’m a feminist, I do have a unique perspective, but everyone on Earth has a unique perspective, so no.

    >Do lesbians offend you by excluding males?

    Why? Seriously do males get upset about lesbians? Because I don’t care. If you’re cool, cool, if you’re not cool, lame, To each their own.

    >Does the thought of being mistaken for a gay man anger you?

    I’m not a man, nor am I gay. I’m Bisexual and a woman.
    However, depends on the situation, if my long-time friend Mark calls me that, I call him sweetie and give him a bear hug. If a stranger in a dark alley says it, I’m going to war against them, with them because they may try and kill me.

    >Are women monsters (or uppity bitches) for having women-only events?

    I’m a woman, and I can be an Uppity Bitch at times.

    >Do women have no right to speak on the topic of gender?

    I’m a woman, and everyone has the right to speak their mind, even if they are wrong.

    >Do you wish women would be silent in general, and exist only to serve you?

    I’m a woman, and why would I want other women to be silent or to serve me… Unless I was in a restaurant, and the server was a woman. Then I’d only expect them to do the job they are hired to do.

    >Did you steal your sister or mother’s underwear and masturbate while wearing it?

    Ewwwwww, seriously eeeeewwwwww

    >Were you always seen as that scary asocial misfit loser guy?
    I was a natural outcast being a quite skinny and feminine Nerd as a kid in the 80s. As an adult, I’m eccentric and nerdy. However, people respect me for being myself, for being honest, and I’ve gotten to be good in social situations despite being a bit on the autism spectrum. (wasn’t diagnosed as a kid, since Asperger syndrome wasn’t in the DSM until 1992, and I had already left the Marines by then and moved to London to become a Goth)

    >Does it anger you when women hold you at a distance socially?

    I’m a woman, no one shuns me socially except Christians.

    >Have you always known you were very angry for some reason and it was women’s fault somehow?

    I had anger issues as a kid, mainly because I had problems communicating with others, and had high sensitivity to light and sound, then again, undiagnosed ASD can be problematic.

    >Can you “do woman” better than most women, who take things for granted?

    When I was in London and a ‘Goth’ people would say that to me at times. I’m a woman, and when I go ‘Goth’ I wear gothic clothing and makeup, this isn’t ‘doing women’, it’s being myself.

    >Do you have a successful STEM career?

    What’s a STEM career? Two things now to look up after I post this. After the Marines I became a drug dealer on the streets of London. When I got back to the US I drove Tractor Trailer OTR between Nashville and California. In 2000 I went to work as a Motorcycle mechanic, and I went to college in 2007 for psychology and computer science. However, I never got a degree, and I have not had a full-time job since 2010. I did however drive for Uber and Lyft for a time. I’m currently living off my Military Disability. It’s good to be 100% Service connected at times.

    >Do you spend a lot of time online?

    Since I’m free to live my life without work, yes, I do spend many hours online. Relevance?

    >Are you a computer gamer? On World of Warcraft? Second Life? League of Legends? Pokemon?

    Yes been a ‘Computer gamer’ since pong in 1981, been a PC Gamer since my first 8088 in 1986.

    Been Playing World of Warcraft since 2004, and Warcraft III prior to that, and Warcraft II before that. I also played a ton of Diablo 2, and StarCraft. (( Current main: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/moon-guard/marhielle ))

    Second Life had an account as I worked for a Living support company that worked with kids with Autism, as such we had to use that ‘game’ for work reasons.

    LOL, never played it honestly, I no longer play RTS, I’m fully into RPGs now.

    >Long time Dungeons and Dragons shaman of undecided loyalty? Or whatever the fuck?

    I’ve been playing D&D since the 80s. Generally never played a Shaman, I’m usually the battle mage type. Currently I’ve got a Eldritch Knight from 5th edition, because full armor melee and spells are cool.

    >Does it make you angry when women and children fear you?

    I’m a women. However feel free to fear me humans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzZeZB4Qd8

    >Do you want to be pretty?

    That is subjective to each individual. Me I’m an Ogre sized person, but I have a nice face.

    >Do you have a tumblr page that exhibits your hobby of having a staple gun applied to yourself because BDSM?

    Not a fan of Tumblr, have an account, generally I use it to troll Tumblr kids. As for BDSM, whatever tickles your elmo, I like the looks, not a fan of the whole master and servant thing.

    >Does it “make you” want to kill yourself when women don’t do what you want them to? Or think what you want them to think?

    Que? Seriously where do these questions come from?
    No, I did want to kill my self at times as a teen, but that was because I was the target of every bully in my school, and my father also bullied me. These days I want to live forever. Because I want to see it all.

    >Is a penis a big ‘ole sperm ejaculating clitoris?

    Ewww, gross. Just no, ick…. next

    >Is the experience of pregnancy akin to waiting for pizza delivery?

    If pizza took 9-10 months, while being uncomfortable all the time, and then you have a ton of pain and become responsible for another human for the next 18 years, then sure, otherwise no.

    >Does “brain sex” make the women-brained enjoy wearing stilletos?

    Is that like elbow sex? Because this is a fetish I’m unfamiliar with. As for heels, I’m 6’2 330lbs I were Flats, mostly Vans and Doctor Martins.

    >Does “brain sex” make women smile more?

    Wrinkles forehead, is she referring to gender identity? I’m usually stoic, with a relaxed yet stern facial expression. I don’t smile, laugh, or show positive emotions, thanks to my ASD. However, if I’m drinking and playing D&D then, I laugh a lot.

    >Do you get an erection when a store clerk accidentally calls you “Madam”?

    Over 10 years of hormone replacement I don’t get erect.

    >Are you “gender critical” enough for libfem handmaid approval but decry actual Lesbian Feminists as “extremists”.

    I’m a Feminist, I have many lesbian friends, however ‘feminazis’ are not feminist, they are the same thing as any other bigot.

    >Do you call yourself a male radical feminist and teach women’s studies?

    No, first I’m a woman, second no degrees or teaching certificates, however if I did have them, I’d probably teach history, my strongest passion.

    >Did you used to post on PUA boards?

    Third thing to look up. PUA whats Dat?

    >Do you, or have you ever, partaken of an anime avatar?

    I’m a bit of an Otaku and a Neet so yah, I generally use Gender fluid characters as avatars. After all as a Transwoman, having a trans character avatar is fitting. (side note. Ranma is a metaphor for a Trans-man. Seriously rewatch it. He Identifies as male, however even in boy mode he wears feminine clothing. Ranma was my first love in anime.)

    >Have you been in the military?

    USMC 1989 – 1992 0331 Medical discharge.

    >Have you attended a male-only educational facility?

    Bootcamp, otherwise no.

    >Have you been in prison?

    No but I have been arrested a few times, mostly for drunk and disorderly, and pot offences.

    >Do you own more than three firearms?
    No but I have a bunch of swords.

    >Do you feel you are destined for “greatness” if you could only break “out of your shell”?

    Naa, as a kid I felt if I could speak my mind I would be great ASD again can be brutal.

    >Are you ready to run for an elected office?

    Not that greedy

    >Have you considered the windfall of a gender identity related disability claim?

    Que pasa? I’m 100% Service Connected disabled from my time in the Marines, I doubt GI would be claimable anywhere.

    >Got what it takes to run your own, solo, self-established activist org?
    Dreaming of making that Lee Press-On Lesbian Porn Lifestyle a reality?

    No, and What the Farg!? I worked for a Non-Profit health services company before, it was hard work. I do not want to try my hand at anything else like that again.
    How is the first part related to the second part, why the focus on porn? Lady get a life is all I can think to say at this point.

    >Tired of no one noticing what a Special Person you are?

    I’d rather people not notice me, not think I was ‘special’ I hated that I had ‘special needs’ in school. (not diagnosed with ASD, but I had speech problems, social problems, and out side of history learning problems.)

    >Looking for a “do-over”?

    I have no regrets. However, If I had a do over, I’d go back to 1997, and apply for my disability then, also I would have come out as Trans and Bi to the family then, so as to get it over with.

    1997 was the turning point for me and my life, I was 26 back in Los Angeles, and looking to restart my life. I think my family would have accepted my coming out then better than when they found out on their own in 2010.

    >Do you have a phoenix or butterfly tattoo?

    No, but I have a few tats. Eagle Globe & anchor on my left wrist, German Eagle left shoulder, Shark Right shoulder, a flaming broken heart covered by a rose over my heart, and a Japanese kanji on my right ankle.

    >Pleasure yourself by wearing “ladies panties” under your uniform at work?

    And back to masturbation. No just no. Also, I’m a woman, I wear women’s clothing.

    >Are you an identical twin?

    No, and I doubt the world could handle two of me.

    >Has anyone ever used the phrase “on the spectrum” to describe you?

    Yes, once again ASD.

  21. GallusMag Says:

    “Do you own more than three firearms?

    No but I have a bunch of swords.”

    This made me lol. 🙂

    • Nonny Says:

      Homeboys don’t know basic biology or the concept of “rhetorical” apparently 😂

    • LC Says:

      I love how he ‘doesn’t enjoy porn’ but has very specific interests in porn.

      • rheapdx1 Says:

        @LC Which means that by logic, the person enjoys porn.

        @Nonny Agreed there. There have been times online when I just shake my head at the lack of just plain basic scientific knowledge among the brigade, let alone the lack of understanding of biology. What is telling is that, when myself or someone else points out, either online or in person otherwise, that the actual science does not back much, if not a majority of what the brigade spouts off on, the retort is that ‘well the person I got the information from has done their research’. Not actual, peer-reviewed, fact based research….just ‘research’. Shit, with that thinking, someone could call looking at the ingredients on a bag of cat food and call it legitimate research, without finding out what that item is made of/from.

        By the way, one can tell they are dealing with a bully or a punk from the brigade, the second they deny the obvious and in their ‘defense’, act like they are on the sandlot, running a insult war.

      • Henrika Says:

        He also says “I’m a woman” a total of 8(?) times! Who is he trying to convince? Us or himself?

    • Oak and Ash Says:

      ‘“Do you own more than three firearms?

      No but I have a bunch of swords.”’

      He did answer #24 by saying he was more the battle mage type.

  22. juno jones Says:

    If pizza delivery took nine months and hurt to bejeesus everyone would do chinese take out instead…

  23. Parrotfish78 Says:

    Can you do one for transmen?

  24. Henrika Says:

    It’s rather amusing to read the answers by some of the transwomen who have taken your test. They don’t notice the irony and answer the questions as if they were literal or serious. I guess it’s because they’re “on the spectrum” as well.

  25. Cerulean blue Says:

    I love that the laydees have come here in search of narcissistic supply–and to unwittingly validate your quiz, Gallus. My favorite part: the shrieking denials of anything to do with Mom’s underwear. Because these hulking, middle-aged Caucasian males totally aren’t autogynephiles. And that semen that habitually was left in Mom’s underwear, why, theres a perfectly reasonable explanation. Choose one: Don’t all 12 Year old girls get excited when thinking of horses?/ satin just feels so much nicer than that nasty boy fabric, so my body couldn’t help it! / it’s not semen, it’s albino menstrual fluid!

  26. Medi Says:

    Albino menstrual fluid LOL— so these men are actually taking these questions seriously? On the spectrum indeed, and they are lieing about the underwear, you know they are! Hey male to trans just fess up to the fetish!

  27. Henrika Says:

    Has anyone here read Dr. Anne Lawrence’s book “Men Trapped in Men’s Bodies”? He’s an AGP himself and very candid about it. It’s scary reading for sure. Name any behavior, mannerism, interest, or physiological function commonly associated with females, and there will be an AGP who finds it sexually thrilling. One of the guys interviewed in Lawrence’s book said he was turned on by pretending to speak as a woman and having men speak over him!

    But yes, the sneaking into mom’s/sister’s closet and trying on her clothes and being sexually excited was/is pretty much staple AGP childhood behavior, at least according to Lawrence and Blanchard.

  28. Oak and Ash Says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5394771/Man-began-transitioning-living-man.html

    This article should probably be headlined, “Man finally figures out he has a personality.” A guy announced to his wife that he was a woman, took hormones, and decided seven months later that he wasn’t a woman after all. The reason? According to his wife, “People were then assuming he shouldn’t do anything that’s not female related and that’s when he felt as though he was being put in another box.” He now says he’s gender fluid.

    Why do none of them ever think to ask women what being “treated like a woman” actually means in real life? And this one had a wife, so it’s not as if he’d have had to go very far for answers.

    Maybe he should have taken your test first!

    • Henrika Says:

      I laud him for going public with his story and being honest about it. The trans activist must be on him like white on rice, trying to cyberbully him out of existence, like they do with “desisters” who dare go public.

  29. transgenderterror Says:

    u cis feeeeemales dont realize this is literally, exactly how cis men talk to and about you. lmao. you dont want equality you just wanna sit on the same throne as your blonde blue eyed brothers and squash everyone else under your feet once youve got yours. be honest, thats what its always been about lmao. it is amazing how much terf rhetoric gets mixed up with white supremacists. ive even heard some of you crazy bitches saying transgenderism is a jewish conspiracy!

  30. ScandinavianTrans Says:

    I’ll bite.

    “Do you enjoy pornography?”

    I’m a furry. So that would be yes. +1.

    “Do you work as an IT professional?”

    Yes. I was able to, had the education and its a very tolerant professional environment. +1

    “Do you have a profile on FetLife?”

    No. This question is the first time I encountered that word. I think I’ll leave it unexplored.

    “Is prostitution a rewarding career option?”

    Not sure… Is it even a career? Human trafficked people can’t be said to be on a career track, and certain aspects of it aren’t taxable or regulated… I’ll say no.

    “Do women really “have it all”?”

    Have all what? No one has everything, that would be kinda weird.

    “Are flaming homos and butch dykes kind of gross?”

    Nope.

    “Is “privilege” an opt-into opt-out option?”

    Privilege can change for a person. You can say or do things that will cost you. When people’s perception of you change, they will treat you differently, sometimes negatively and the expectations of you can change. And once shifted you might not be able to ‘opt back in’.

    There’s no option for ‘sometimes’, so I’ll say ‘no’.

    “Are feminists whiney bitches?”

    Feminists are people. People can be whiny bitches. The overlap of the Venn diagram between “whiney bitches” and all sorts of ideologies containing people is rather wide.

    There might be feminists who also happen to be whiny bitches, but if you’re a feminist you’re not, therefore, a whiney bitch.

    At any rate, I would never call someone a whiney bitch, its a rather harsh term.

    “Do you celebrate the cultural subordination rituals (“femininity”) that are forced onto females?”

    This is a rather loaded question. It implies that I agree with the thesis that femininity is a subjugation ritual, or that if I do anything that you would perceive as “feminine” that I’m therefore celebrating it.

    Other than that, and having read this blog for a bit, maybe its referring to the stilettos and bikinis all transexuals are hankering for according to this blogs and its commenters?

    If I dress in a quote-unquote “feminine way” its because its expected of me. And, well, I like it. Except for makeup which is a chore.

    In either case, the answer is a definite maybe. I’ll give it a +1

    “Do you understand Feminism in a way women never could?”

    No. I don’t think I’m capable of understanding anything better than how anyone else ever could, save for my own perspective and personal experience (no one knows that better than me).

    “Do lesbians offend you by excluding males?”

    Nope. Any group who wants to segregate off and do their own closed off party should be allowed to do so. They can have a guest list according to their own wishes and specifications.

    “Does the thought of being mistaken for a gay man anger you?”

    Depends on the situation. haven’t had that happen to me yet. The fear of violence against me can make me a bit less than flowery.

    “Are women monsters (or uppity bitches) for having women-only events?”

    In other words, considering this blog, you mean trans-exclusive spaces? No, they’re not monsters or “uppity bitches”, but I think its sad, and I’ll advocate for inclusion.

    “Do women have no right to speak on the topic of gender?”

    Qua being woman or man, there’s no topic either don’t have the right to talk about, save for advocating for violence unto others.

    “Do you wish women would be silent in general, and exist only to serve you?”

    No.

    “Did you steal your sister or mother’s underwear and masturbate while wearing it?”

    Never stole underwear, never masturbated using it.

    “Were you always seen as that scary asocial misfit loser guy?”

    No.

    Even though I’m an autist, I had friends in school, high school. I was lonely for the first year in college, I had just moved city, but then I found a lot more friends after that.

    I had top grades and have a good job.

    I’m proud of the help I got from friends and family in getting me to this point. Its been quite a battle despite my syndrome.

    “Does it anger you when women hold you at a distance socially?”

    Are you talking about pick-up-artists or incels?

    As for women who hold me at a distance, I’m not sure who that would be. I haven’t encountered any trans-exclusive women in real life. I know they exist. There’s this blog after all! But most of my friends are fairly liberal and large about such things.

    Then again I live in Scandinavia, only Sweden is more liberal than where I live.

    Might just be here.

    “Have you always known you were very angry for some reason and it was women’s fault somehow?”

    This one is loaded as well. That seems to be a theme with these questions. “Have you stopped being an alcoholic?” as an example.

    The answer is no, I’ve never been angry with other women.

    “Can you “do woman” better than most women, who take things for granted?”

    As I’m not sure what this would entail I’ll have to say no.

    “Do you have a successful STEM career?”

    Hopefully. Working for a startup at the moment. Doesn’t pay much, but has potential. A good solid maybe. But let’s give it a +1.

    “Do you spend a lot of time online?”

    Yes. +1

    “Are you a computer gamer? On World of Warcraft? Second Life? League of Legends? Pokemon?”

    Second Life is still a thing? I don’t play any of the games on the list, but after watching Katherine of Sky on youtube during a bout of depression I got into playing Factorio. The challenge of that was nice and therapeutic though I never got as far as she did. When I need to relax I’m fond of Stardew Valley.

    +1

    “Long time Dungeons and Dragons shaman of undecided loyalty? Or whatever the fuck?”

    Not much. Did want to when I was in elementary school with my friends. Got another change a few years back and played a few scenarios.

    Good times.+1

    “Does it make you angry when women and children fear you?”

    No.

    “Do you want to be pretty?”

    No one wants to feel ugly. +1

    “Do you have a Tumblr page that exhibits your hobby of having a staple gun applied to yourself because of BDSM?”

    No.

    “Does it “make you” want to kill yourself when women don’t do what you want them to? Or think what you want them to think?”

    You may think or want anything you want. I don’t mind. As long as you don’t campaign to prevent me from living my life, getting the treatments I desire or work to get me fired.

    “Is a penis a big ‘ole sperm ejaculating clitoris?”

    The glans penis is virtually identical to a clitoris on a cellular level. Same tissue. I challenge you to distinguish samples drawn at random under the best microscopes. Same with the skin on either organ. On a cell level there’s almost no difference to spot between us. We’re not different species after all.

    Developmental wise, male and female primary sexual characteristics have differences.

    Roughly same number of nerve endings – there’s a popular myth about that though.

    The rest of the structure has some differences in terms of bacteria culture, and size and distribution of muscle and fat, and how things are folded.

    If you want to get into the real “biological” difference this is it: Ballsacks with testicles vs. a womb with ovaries. That would be the biggest difference by far, as it is also the one that separates reproductive function.

    There’s nothing akin to the sponge body in a vagina, and there are no Cowper glands in a penis. The former gives a penis an erection, the later serves a smaller role in lubricating the vagina.

    So no, a penis isn’t simply an ejaculating clitoris, but a clitoris isn’t biologically that different from a glans penis.

    “Is the experience of pregnancy akin to waiting for pizza delivery?”

    No. I have two sisters, pregnancies were hard for either.

    “Does “brain sex” make the women-brained enjoy wearing stilettos?”

    Ah, there we go.

    No.

    “Does “brain sex” make women smile more?”

    That’s social conditioning. No.

    “Do you get an erection when a store clerk accidentally calls you “Madam”?”

    Nope. I am relieved though.

    “Are you “gender critical” enough for libfem handmaid approval but decry actual Lesbian Feminists as “extremists”.”

    I’m not sure Lesbian Feminism is a monolith. Nothing Feminist seems to be. I don’t see Feminism as an institution. I see it as a culture of all sorts of viewpoints. Some fringe, some more in the pale, some diminishing, others growing. It’s amorphous and living. Getting feminists to agree on something feels to me like herding cats. The only reason feminism is successful is that there are huge problems to deal with that we join forces on.

    I don’t agree with the goals of GenderTrender and I think there’s issues I’d find with a lot of your articles. But I don’t find it worth it to spend energy in public disputes with you.

    This questionnaire I think is fun to answer though. This will likely be my one and only post here.

    “Do you call yourself a male radical feminist and teach women’s studies?”

    No.

    “Did you used to post on PUA boards?”

    Like with Fetlock this is the first time I’ve heard of it.

    “Do you, or have you ever, partaken of an anime avatar?”

    No

    “Have you been in the military?”

    No; Disqualified; Autism.

    “Have you attended a male-only educational facility?”

    No. I’m not sure there even are any like that in Denmark.

    “Have you been in prison?”

    No.

    “Do you own more than three firearms?”

    No. Waste of money, and owning one is almost impossible in Denmark.

    “Do you feel you are destined for “greatness” if you could only break “out of your shell”?”

    No. The big thing I wanted was to overcome my disabilities and get a job. I did that. Me being m2f is just me living the life I want.

    “Are you ready to run for an elected office?”

    No.

    “Have you considered the windfall of a gender identity-related disability claim?”

    That would be extremely difficult in Denmark. And no, I pay for things myself.

    “Got what it takes to run your own, solo, self-established activist org?”

    No, I prefer joining forces with already existing groups.

    “Dreaming of making that Lee Press-On Lesbian Porn Lifestyle a reality?”

    No, I don’t date anyone. Not interested.

    “Tired of no one noticing what a Special Person you are?”

    I don’t consider myself special. Nor do I need affirmations. I like getting told I’m doing a good job with my work. But beyond that, I just want to live my life, enjoy time with friends and family.

    “Looking for a “do-over”?”

    I’m not sure I understand this question… doing my life over? Or a make-over? Getting new clothes? Getting hair done a certain way?

    I don’t know how to fill this out, so ?.

    “Do you have a phoenix or butterfly tattoo?”

    I have no tattoos.

    “Pleasure yourself by wearing “ladies panties” under your uniform at work?”

    Okay, that’s gross. No.

    “Are you an identical twin?”

    No.

    “Has anyone ever used the phrase “on the spectrum” to describe you?”

    No, but I am an autist. +1

    • Nonny Says:

      I can’t believe these guys are still responding. It’s almost like they aren’t listening to the women guffawing at how they’re missing the point, and like most men, are simply waiting for a chance to talk about themselves.

      • Renee Says:

        Totally, and it’s hilarious! Everyone who has done this has several yes answers that prove the test has lots of truth to it. And how they want us to read their answers, since of course everything they think is interesting, is so mansplaining it’s funny!

  31. Renee Says:

    Totally, and it’s hilarious! Everyone who has done this has several yes answers that prove the test has lots of truth to it. And how they want us to read their answers, since of course everything they think is interesting, is so mansplaining-like it’s funny!


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